Ok most of you who know Mikey might say that it's immoral and ungodly of him to fart (in public) and then deny it. But! it happened and I think he might be race conscience as well.

At this point you're thinking whaaat the heck is he talking about. let me light the bulb for you.
Me and my friend here, Mikey, were at Knowles ( Spar) in a queue when all of a sudden a smell of somewhat rotting beans was present. Now I was standing behind him so I got the full blow of the stink.
 Here's how I knew it was him, when I confronted him his face turned completely red (a disadvantage of being very light....what I'm trying to say is white).
Now where does the race conscience come in you ask. His argument was: because the smell of beans was present that automatically means that a black person must have done it and so blamed the person in front of him...which happened to be a friend of ours who's name is withheld. you know who you are Tooks.

Now why are people so embarrassed by their farts...especially in public?
leave a comment if you may and Mikey, if you thnk you have another better explanation please post it and I'll probably disprove it. :)

oh! and let us know about your fart story life.