Ok most of you who know Mikey might say that it's immoral and ungodly of him to fart (in public) and then deny it. But! it happened and I think he might be race conscience as well.

At this point you're thinking whaaat the heck is he talking about. let me light the bulb for you.
Me and my friend here, Mikey, were at Knowles ( Spar) in a queue when all of a sudden a smell of somewhat rotting beans was present. Now I was standing behind him so I got the full blow of the stink.
 Here's how I knew it was him, when I confronted him his face turned completely red (a disadvantage of being very light....what I'm trying to say is white).
Now where does the race conscience come in you ask. His argument was: because the smell of beans was present that automatically means that a black person must have done it and so blamed the person in front of him...which happened to be a friend of ours who's name is withheld. you know who you are Tooks.

Now why are people so embarrassed by their farts...especially in public?
leave a comment if you may and Mikey, if you thnk you have another better explanation please post it and I'll probably disprove it. :)

oh! and let us know about your fart story life.

So me and my budy Mikey here had an argument once....ok many times but this is the one I just happen to remember now.

You know how people of different races have different cultures and sometimes religions and all. Well me and Mikey also agreed that people of different races have different smells. We agreed that old grannies smell like really strong perfume but what we could not agree on was that I smell like the green bar soap!
The reason why I disagree with this accusation is that 1st of all I never ever use green bar soap and I use a body spray to hide what I really smell like...which I think that's what everyone does right?

So please leave a comment telling us what you think different people smell like. We care.....well a bit.