Ok most of you who know Mikey might say that it's immoral and ungodly of him to fart (in public) and then deny it. But! it happened and I think he might be race conscience as well.

At this point you're thinking whaaat the heck is he talking about. let me light the bulb for you.
Me and my friend here, Mikey, were at Knowles ( Spar) in a queue when all of a sudden a smell of somewhat rotting beans was present. Now I was standing behind him so I got the full blow of the stink.
 Here's how I knew it was him, when I confronted him his face turned completely red (a disadvantage of being very light....what I'm trying to say is white).
Now where does the race conscience come in you ask. His argument was: because the smell of beans was present that automatically means that a black person must have done it and so blamed the person in front of him...which happened to be a friend of ours who's name is withheld. you know who you are Tooks.

Now why are people so embarrassed by their farts...especially in public?
leave a comment if you may and Mikey, if you thnk you have another better explanation please post it and I'll probably disprove it. :)

oh! and let us know about your fart story life.

So me and my budy Mikey here had an argument once....ok many times but this is the one I just happen to remember now.

You know how people of different races have different cultures and sometimes religions and all. Well me and Mikey also agreed that people of different races have different smells. We agreed that old grannies smell like really strong perfume but what we could not agree on was that I smell like the green bar soap!
The reason why I disagree with this accusation is that 1st of all I never ever use green bar soap and I use a body spray to hide what I really smell like...which I think that's what everyone does right?

So please leave a comment telling us what you think different people smell like. We care.....well a bit.

Okay, first off I would like to say that this is not a racist blog. It is merely a black man's (me! :) and a white man's (Him) view on all type of things.

So today we went to a garden...to chill. I honestly don't see why white people need to go to a place like "Botanic gardens" just to be more chilled, hey Mikey? you know like spiritus mundi! but Godly. I mean, I can honestly just chill right here in my bed. It costs less and I don't need to keep walking to look for a toilet which at the end I did not find. I think I asked you earlier about this and I didn't get an answer....oh wait, I did..I suppose it wasn't clear. So please tell the dear reader what you told me..( it was lame I promise you)...and I think your reasoning, directly quoting, was " Because that is what white people do." Not much of an explanation is it..

So defend yourself, what say you Mikey? Does your reason still stand?

  

Hello and welcome! So right now i am sitting with Wisey varsity and... well he told me i have to finally accept his invite to the blog. Then again, he also told me i was a stinky pooh. Enough said. Hopefully we'll become quite prolific in our writing over the next few months. Enjoy stumbling across our blog every once in a while and stuff. In closing... Did you know dolphins have fur? i didn't.

So I wore my first skinny jeans today to varsity and I'm doing a report on "how does it feel to wear skinny's for the first time.

Terrible I tell you. They are this very tight fit that won't allow you to do much with your legs like walking up or down the stairs and sometimes sitting down is a problem. Given: they do look good on me but I don't know where the tomfoolery comes in...oh well it's a fancy word so why not just put it in there and then call it being professional. On a more serious side of things, skinny's are a win when looking to charm girls, which then became another problem for me because that's never my intention...most of the time...

Another thing, it is not advised to wear skinny's on a hot day 'cause then your whole body would be cool but your lower part would be burning hot, truth. To top this off, on my way from University, in the bus a polite old lady sat next to me and asked me to close the window which I did. But then there was this awful undefined smell all of a sudden from no where, it wasn't just any type of smell, it was a dead dog kinda smell...my reaction? I looked at this lady sitting next to me and I noticed she had a guilty look on her face and she refused eye contact..so I packed up laughing and the lady was embarrassed..shame, poor lady. Yes the lady did fart in PUBLIC! ay sies, it was funny though...all this on a day I wore skinnies. Bad luck.

  

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