So today I took some time out from my busy schedual to write about the things that go on at church that I think are somewhat funny.
When you're at church you need to be nice to everyone there, this is not an option I mean, can you imagine going to someone at church to start a conversation and all they offer you is Shut up" and "get out my face"? It would be contradicting the very same thing the church is against.
Being nice all the time can be tiring though and that creates a problem. For example church is full of huggers, hand shakers, people who touch a lot and, my worst, close talkers and so on. Now if you're tired of being nice and you hug a lot, people will notice.. oh we don't want that. I have noticed that people hug people they don't like a bit differently from those they like. They tend to poke you with their shoulder right on your chest and it hurts if they are really skinny.. some just side hug you all the time. Of course I rather not point it out except on your-granny.blogspot.com .
And then there are testimony junkies. Now this type of people make me laugh. Every time when Mr Preacher asks if there are any testimonies they are always the first ones to jump up to grab the mic. When they get to the front, they'd be telling stories like: "I lost my cat the other day and so I prayed to the good ol' Lord and two days later I FOUND MY CAT! PRAISE!!!" and stories like : " I was on a rush to the hospital the other time and I was just praying that I don't be late for my apointment and I remember that earlier I couldn't find my car keys, but when it was time to go I just FOUND THEM!!! WOO PRAISE!!!"
To be honest, those are not the type of stories I wanna hear during testimony time 'cause that's just 20 minutes of the whole service wasted okay. To everyone who does that, STOP. The church has much more important things to talk about than your cat or car keys.
Lastly there are people like Me. People who just look like they've seen candy and they think it was the greatest invention by man! I call them the Clappies. Now these people always seem to have something to smile about all the time. This is problematic 'cause people can't tell you their real problems 'cause they feel like they have to be happy around you, so most people put on a fake smile otherwise known as the Dog smile when talking to people like these. Another problem is that people think that we are hypocritical beings... which we are. I've got problems too but you don't know that because i just CAN'T STOP SMILLING THE WHOLE TIME!! :D .
Let me know what goes on in your church!
When you're at church you need to be nice to everyone there, this is not an option I mean, can you imagine going to someone at church to start a conversation and all they offer you is Shut up" and "get out my face"? It would be contradicting the very same thing the church is against.
Being nice all the time can be tiring though and that creates a problem. For example church is full of huggers, hand shakers, people who touch a lot and, my worst, close talkers and so on. Now if you're tired of being nice and you hug a lot, people will notice.. oh we don't want that. I have noticed that people hug people they don't like a bit differently from those they like. They tend to poke you with their shoulder right on your chest and it hurts if they are really skinny.. some just side hug you all the time. Of course I rather not point it out except on your-granny.blogspot.com .
And then there are testimony junkies. Now this type of people make me laugh. Every time when Mr Preacher asks if there are any testimonies they are always the first ones to jump up to grab the mic. When they get to the front, they'd be telling stories like: "I lost my cat the other day and so I prayed to the good ol' Lord and two days later I FOUND MY CAT! PRAISE!!!" and stories like : " I was on a rush to the hospital the other time and I was just praying that I don't be late for my apointment and I remember that earlier I couldn't find my car keys, but when it was time to go I just FOUND THEM!!! WOO PRAISE!!!"
To be honest, those are not the type of stories I wanna hear during testimony time 'cause that's just 20 minutes of the whole service wasted okay. To everyone who does that, STOP. The church has much more important things to talk about than your cat or car keys.
Lastly there are people like Me. People who just look like they've seen candy and they think it was the greatest invention by man! I call them the Clappies. Now these people always seem to have something to smile about all the time. This is problematic 'cause people can't tell you their real problems 'cause they feel like they have to be happy around you, so most people put on a fake smile otherwise known as the Dog smile when talking to people like these. Another problem is that people think that we are hypocritical beings... which we are. I've got problems too but you don't know that because i just CAN'T STOP SMILLING THE WHOLE TIME!! :D .
Let me know what goes on in your church!
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